Spanish footballers go to Ibiza for a wonderful holiday
Oh God! They’re so happy!
How long before The Spoiler stops explaining the OK! magazine link when it comes to some of the daily posts. Should this be the last time? Or not?
Anyway, long story short: found a copy of the urgent celebrity magazine OK!, really enjoyed it, now totally ripping it off by doing pieces about footballers on holiday, or footballers getting married, or celebrities playing football.
Today, Pepe Reina goes on holiday, but what’s this? Someone appears to be lurking in the shadows…
Of course, it’s one of life’s mysteries – where do Spanish people go on holiday? And here’s the simple answer – some of them go to Ibiza.
The Liverpool goalkeeper Pepe Reina had an absolutely magnificent time splashing about in the sea with his beautiful bed partner, even though - just a few miles up the road - debauched holiday makers were presumably necking extraordinary quantities of recreational drugs and shooting invisible guns at the ceiling.
Judging by the second picture in the series, the weather suddenly turned at one point, and the sea became a little bit less enjoyable.
Or perhaps his woman said something insulting. Or he felt a fish swim past his thigh. It could have been anything.
Meanwhile, just a few skims of a local stone away, creepy David Villa emerged from the sea to spy on his old friend.