Professional footballer Carlos Tevez has a new girlfriend
No, it’s not her on the right… read on
Confirming The Spoiler’s suspicions that beneath the facade, Carlos Tevez is probably something of a Perrier drinking lothario, with a fine line in self-penned love poems, he has bagged himself an actress/singer.
The lady in question is Brenda Asnicar, who is most famous for her role as a superbitch in the Argentinian version of the classic fish-out-of-water fashion drama, Ugly Betty.
The word on the street is that Brenda has actually the recipient of Tevez’s deep midnight kisses for quite some time now, and that – contrary to what cruel judgemental people might say – she happens to find the man “very good looking”.
Rather fittingly, some might argue that Tevez looks a bit like the original Ugly Betty (pictured). Here’s his new woman singing a song…




3 responses so far
Hairball // July 29, 2010 at 1:09 pm
JSYK, Patito feo is not our local version of Ugly Betty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patito_Feo
JamRag // July 29, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Fucking hell, I’ve just done a google search for this bint and she looks about 14!! Bet Ribery’s green with envy.
lulu // July 29, 2010 at 9:59 pm
I love how you guys try not to dwelve too much into the non-footy daily facts… (and fail)
I so see you scouring old Kickette posts lol xD
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