The Sneijder newlyweds honeymooning in Ibiza
Oh God! They’re lush!
Site regulars will remember a wonderful piece from a week or so ago, all about the delicious union of pint-sized Wesley Sneijder, and his buxom girlfriend – the poetically named Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen.
They are now collectively known as Mr & Mrs Wesley Cabau van Sneijderbergen. Presumably.
Anyway, the great news is that following the gorgeous wedding photos, The Spoiler has now been granted access to the honeymoon ones.
Like so many young lovers, the pair headed off to the VIP section of sunny Ibiza, where they oscillated between sunbathing and snogging each other, without a damn care in the whole bloody world.
For now at least, their love is potent, like neat whiskey, or the obvious hatred that exists between passing cats.
Of course, just a few kilometres up the autopista large mobs of drunk hoodies were destroying the peace with their silly games of “pass the cucumber”, “pass the ice cube”, and “let’s all get wasted and show our arses”, but thankfully for the Cabau van Sneijderbergens, those oiks were holed up in a rather more tawdry part of the island.
A place without a small wooden pier, where great looking newlyweds could begin their long-winded and over-elaborate early-relationship foreplay.
And they definitely wouldn’t have enjoyed the high level of cocktail makers afforded to this extremely world class union.
God they’re brilliant.
He’s Yolanthe dancing for alcoholics before she made an honest woman of herself…