Transfer Talk

Henry Redknapp resorts to bartering for Ashley Young

Three players offered in exchange for this chap…

Ashley Young

In the olden days, before someone invented money from old bits of scrap paper, a glass of Ribena might cost you half a melon, and a Cheryl Cole would set you back either four Jordans, 27 Kerry Katonas, or the head of Peaches Geldof on a plate.

Great times.

All of which lead extremely seamlessly to Henry Redknapp, the transfer window, and Spurs.

As reported by our pals over at Pies, Redknapp has rewound the clock back to bartering times, by offering Aston Villa Jermaine Jenas, David Bentley, and Robbie Keane in return for Ashley Young. 

Is this too good an offer for O’Neill to pass up?

Or… wait for it… should he ask Henry for that mule from The Sun instead of Jenas??

Arf!

The Spoiler is HILARIOUS today!


2 responses so far
  • tom t // July 31, 2010 at 10:25 am

    henry redknapp???? who’s that then? shit deal anyway – keane is passed it, jenas is a faggot and bentley isnt even good enough to get a place in front of quick but shit aaron lennon!!!!

  • Lets be honest... // August 2, 2010 at 8:54 am

    tom t > you just listed 3 quality reasons why they would be well suited for life at Villa

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