Henry Redknapp resorts to bartering for Ashley Young
Three players offered in exchange for this chap…
In the olden days, before someone invented money from old bits of scrap paper, a glass of Ribena might cost you half a melon, and a Cheryl Cole would set you back either four Jordans, 27 Kerry Katonas, or the head of Peaches Geldof on a plate.
All of which lead extremely seamlessly to Henry Redknapp, the transfer window, and Spurs.
As reported by our pals over at Pies, Redknapp has rewound the clock back to bartering times, by offering Aston Villa Jermaine Jenas, David Bentley, and Robbie Keane in return for Ashley Young.
Is this too good an offer for O’Neill to pass up?
Or… wait for it… should he ask Henry for that mule from The Sun instead of Jenas??
The Spoiler is HILARIOUS today!