Phil Neville enjoys a lovely afternoon in Tescos
Oh God! Is that Phil Neville? He’s FAMOUS!
A certain member of The Spoiler offices is used to seeing famous celebrities in everyday locations, having once definitely seen Alan Titchmarsh in a chemists, and then a woman who may or may not have been Vanessa Feltz loitering outside Burger King.
The second sighting is still unconfirmed – it might have just been a really hot buxom old lady.
Anyway, the point is that The Spoiler doesn’t tend to get starstruck by the dazzling face of fame. But still, you put Phil Neville in the local Tescos, and minds will be blown.
Speaking of which, rather conveniently, Phil Neville turned up at the Allerton Road branch of Tescos in Liverpool this week – seemingly to sit behind a table, signing bits of Everton paraphernalia, and explaining his views about goal line technology to small groups of boys and girls who’d only popped in for a can of Coke, a carton of strong fags, and a quick cuddle with Phil Neville.
By the looks of things, Phil had a wonderful time, and you’re probably safe to assume that Tescos would have provided a nice lunch for England’s only option at left back for a short, terrifying window in the late 1990s/early 2000s.
Rather hilariously, at one stage some strippers turned up, dressed as soldiers. Or it might be the other way round. No one knows.
2 responses so far
JohnnyCreepShow // July 30, 2010 at 3:11 pm
I’m sure those soldiers were called in after receiving reports of a zombie wandering aroound Tescos. They were about to “sever the head or destroy the brain” when they realised it was just Phil Neville or a code PN18 as it’s known around Liverpool.
Jro // July 30, 2010 at 8:47 pm
Haha, there’s not exactly a big crowd surrounding captain Nev. He just wouldn’t be Phil Neville if anyone actually cared.
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