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Rooney would be wise to stay away from jinxed nightclub

Panacea nightclub – popular amongst housewives?

Panacea 

Fans of Greek mythology will already be well aware that Panacea was the goddess of healing. But did you know that she is also a popular Manchester wine bar which Wayne Rooney would be very wise to avoid in future?

His late night antics have been all over today’s Sun newspaper. Antics which include the disappointing England man taking a long drag on a tasty cig, and seemingly enjoying an early morning wee against a wheelie bin.

Reports seem to suggest that Capello/Ferguson will be utterly enraged by his big night out, which found him partying very hard indeed until 5.30am – largely considered to be just half an hour before the cock crows.

Interestingly, it’s not the first time that Rooney has found himself in a spot of bother at Panacea, shortly after a disappointing World Cup.

Last time around, in 2006 – following his sending off against Portugal - Rooney found himself in some piping hot water after thumping Blackburn defender, Michael Gray, in the face, after he had reportedly suggested a threesome with the future Mrs Rooney, Coleen.

The Spoiler’s advice, Wayne – find another dreamy wine bar to urinate against in 2014.


3 responses so far
  • Chris // August 2, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    Getting drunk with his wife and friends during the off-season, my god he should be drawn and quartered immediately.

  • Missy // August 2, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    Good for him. At least he’s with his own wife, not beating anybody up, and not crashing cars in Portugal. When did getting drunk in Britain become a scandal??

  • um // August 4, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    ronney is stipid

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