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Lionel Messi puts his whole hand in a dolphin’s mouth

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Messi, what the hell are you doing? (via our better looking pals at Kickette)

Al Fayed’s swipe at Hodgson

[Daily Mail]

Ancelotti’s swipe at Joe Cole

[Pies]

Torres situation gets the very funny treatment

[The Gaffer]

Santos webchat gets a bit shouty

[Dirty Tackle]

• Al Fayed
• Fulham
• Hodgson
• Lionel Messi
• Liverpool
• Santos
• Torres