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Both Robinho and Adebayor clawing at the Man City exit

Not what they were?

Robinho and Adebayor 

In a pitch perfect football recreation of life as one of Hugh Hefner’s chosen stable of bed partners, it seems that both Robinho and Adebayor sense that their opportunities to satisfy their boss sexually are seriously dwindling – especially with so many hot younger model’s hammering on the door in just their knickers.

Figuratively speaking.

In the case of Robinho, his potent sexual allure dwindled some time ago, whilst Adebayor has clearly been feeling really insecure about the rumours of Balotelli wiggling his bottom, eventually forcing the robed men to explain why their robes have suddenly become tents.

Reports suggest that they have subsequently come clean about their wandering eye and given him permission to pack up his things and sod off.

Directly into the strong Italian arms of Juventus, it seems. He said this to Tuttosport (Italian for “all the sport”… or something):

“Until some time ago I would not have accepted a transfer to other clubs.”

“I wanted to wear the City shirt and have a better season compared to last year, but I know there will not be many chances for me and so I am considering the many offers I have received.”

“I am sorry to leave the Premier League, but in Europe there are other top leagues.”

Whilst Robinho – feeling equally unwanted – has all but dropped nakedly to his knees, pleading for a divorce. He said this, as reported in the Daily Mail:

“I hope to continue (at Santos). My heart is here and I want to stay but I have to talk to my team.”

“Santos have brought me happiness and good things.”

“I really want to stay, but it doesn’t depend only on me.”

What do you think? Should City cut these fallen beauties loose? Let us know with a comment.

5 responses so far
  • Missy // August 5, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    You can’t build a victorious team when your men wish they were fighting for the other side. I’d unload both of them.

    This is what happens when clubs like Man City get player ‘loyalty’ through bribes.

  • Bleumange // August 5, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    Missy. Get back to the ironing, love.

  • Dirty Eddie // August 5, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    Lets hope both these lazy girls get the bullet , then City can progress to the target this year of top 4.

  • Missy // August 5, 2010 at 7:38 pm

    Bleu…the ironing is done. So are the floors and windows. I also rewired the house before I left for my full-time job as a Wal-Mart greeter. Dinner is in the oven. I’d have done more today but I’m barefoot and pregnant. Instead of spending my time reading bodice rippers, I thought I’d pop in here to be entertainment by single-cell organisms. Fortunately, I didn’t have to wait long. You were already here slithering around. Thanks!!

  • Missy // August 5, 2010 at 7:39 pm


    Sorry for the typo. It’s been a long day.

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