Villa players text each other celebratory champagne bottles
A whole lot of texting went on
It’s a shame really. Whilst Martin O’Neill was loitering outside Villa Park, pretending to change a tyre, but secretly waiting for a tearful Mourinho-like send off from his players, those little turds were reportedly sending one another text messages of champagne bottles, and humming “ding dong the witch has gone” while they were at it.
As reported in today’s Mirror, O’Neill had committed the cardinal sin of “losing the dressing room”, thanks to his unpopular training techniques, and controversial team selection policy. Word has it that he even pointed out that some players looked like they really hated him during training.
And lo, the plot thins.