Uh-oh! Danielle Lloyd would chop Peter Crouch’s balls off!
Danielle Lloyd – feminist
As Peter Crouch will surely learn over the coming weeks and months, you cross the sisterhood at your peril.
It’s been an image-shattering fortnight for Crouchie, who has morphed from being football’s gentle giant, into some kind of horny Nosferatu, forking out for filthy stag night sex with a prozzie, and smearing his long skeletal fingers all over a group of blondes on holiday.
And now, it’s not just Abbey Clancy burning with an inner rage - her Liverpudlian sister, Princess Danielle Lloyd, has muscled in to share her thoughts on the matter with the popular feminist info-tainment magazine, Reveal.
She said this (as reported in today’s Sun):
“I feel so sorry for her – getting cheated on is bad enough, but it’s worse if your man pays a prostitute for sex.”
“If I was in Abbey’s situation I’d dump him. In fact, I’d probably chop his balls off, then dump him!”
“If she takes Peter back she’ll be constantly worrying about where he is and who he’s seeing, and that’s no way to live.”
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