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A lovely gallery of pretty women scorned by footballers

A thrilling montage of Abbey Clancy:

Abbey Clancy 

What a rotten month Abbey Clancy must be having. So beautiful, so desired – and yet totally cheated on by a man whose shadow could win a Nosferatu lookalike competition.

Very much in the spirit of making Ms Clancy feel better, after the jump you’ll find a cluster of fellow beauties who have had an equally sticky time of things thanks to their silly footballer boyfriends/husbands…  

Elen Rives

Elen Rives

For those who don’t remember, Elen Rives was Frankie Lampsie’s hot Spanish girlfriend, who everyone thought that he’d marry and continue to make half-Spanish princes and princesses with until the end of time. But no, he broke her little ol’ heart, to the point where she said these words (as once reported by the Daily Mail):

“He is so heartless. He’s moved on and is seeing other girls.”

“I cry to him on the phone but I get nothing from him. No emotion, just blank. He’s a bastard.”

Danielle Lloyd

Danielle Lloyd

In so many ways, Danielle Lloyd was Abbey Clancy before Abbey Clancy became Abbey Clancy. She was the arm candy of a on-off England striker – in her case, Jermain Defoe - she’s a professional underpants model, and she speaks with a soft Carragher-esque lilt. Plus, like Clancy, she done got cheated on.

A “source” said this to the ever-popular Now Magazine with regard to Defoe having it off with other girls:

“Dani is absolutely beside herself. She was totally in love with Jermain and really believed he could be the love of her life.”

“She hasn’t stopped crying.”

On a lighter now, she has now.

Cheryl Tweedy/Cole

Cheryl Cole

This story has now been told so many times that it’s bound one day to go down in folklore. Perhaps it’ll be called “The Tale of the Stupid Idiot”? Anyway, in bite sized chunks – Ashley Cole humiliates nation’s sweetheart by repeatedly shagging other women.

The Spoiler’s particular favourite is the time where Ashley – presumably paralytic with guilt - momentarily stopped having sex with a hairdresser so that he could have a quick puke.

Coleen McLoughlin/Rooney

Coleen McLoughlin

To look at them now – her a successful perfume inventor/author, him still the nation’s darling despite the recent downward curve – it’s easy to forget that Coleen was once left shame-faced by news that her beloved Wayne had been forking out to have sex with old women.

He would’ve got away with it too, had he not signed a few autographs for the prositutes whilst he was there. Oh, and had he not said this as well:

“Foolish as it now seems, I did on occasions visit massage parlours and prostitutes.”


Toni Poole/Terry 

Toni Terry

Hmmm. Did JT ever actually do anything wrong? Vanessa Perroncel denies that they ever had it off.

Should Toni even be on this list? Let us know your thoughts about that with a comment.

Any more for any more?

6 responses so far
  • carol // August 18, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    Did anything ever happen between JT and Perroncel? No one ever confirmed the story. It could be that the whole thing was fabricated.

  • Sophie Stepover // August 18, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    If JT never “had it off” and never did anything wrong with Vanessa Perroncel…why did he feel the need to get a court injunction to stop the press from revealing details of the relationship??? Why did Man City players rally around Wayne Bridge? Why did Bridge quit the national team? Why did any of this happen if the relationship was merely an innocent friendship?

    BTW…since we seem to be keeping track of infidelities…whatever happened to that story about Patrice Evra visiting a hotel with a woman other than his wife? Was that ever substantiated?

  • Dan // August 18, 2010 at 3:32 pm


  • Christopher // August 19, 2010 at 5:42 am

    No, Toni Poole shouldn’t be on your list. The title reads “pretty women” and she’s, ummmm, let’s just say she’s not in the Cole/Clancy class. Neither is Rives actually. Maybe you could have included Thierry Henry’s ex? And of course you could write a whole wiki about the ladies that CR7 has loved and left.

  • Sophie Stepover // August 19, 2010 at 5:52 am

    Just one little inaccuracy in your comment…I don’t think CR7 “loved” any of those “ladies”. LOL

  • Darren // August 19, 2010 at 11:18 am

    Yeah, I think you mean “loved” as in Chef from South Park, “made sweet love down by the fireplace” kinda way!

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