Abbey Clancy won’t let a spot of heartbreak stop her going out
Imagine this, but with a horse where the other girl is
Hey man, remember when you had your heart broken? Did you sit around in your underpants guzzling whiskey and watching Dirty Dancing over and over again in floods of tears? Of course you did. You’re a bloke.
As it happens, when it comes to having their dreams shattered by stag night prostitute revelations and pictures of their husband-to-be bumping and grinding with slutty blondes, girls will often locate an inner resilience that drives them to not just jump back on the horse in a figurative sense, but also actually jump on a horse.
All of which leads very conveniently to Abbey Clancy, who has been photographed horse riding (as reported in The Sun).
Were this the kind of site that deals in these kind of things on a regular basis, fair to say that there would be a magnifying circle on her naked wedding finger, and a headline along the lines of “What the F***! Is she actually dumping him?”.
But it’s not, and we don’t have the actual photographs. Soooo…
Here’s a short video clip of Abbey Clancy at work, doing a photographic shoot for the gentlemen’s magazine, FHM…