You go girl!

Abbey Clancy won’t let a spot of heartbreak stop her going out

Imagine this, but with a horse where the other girl is


Hey man, remember when you had your heart broken? Did you sit around in your underpants guzzling whiskey and watching Dirty Dancing over and over again in floods of tears? Of course you did. You’re a bloke.

As it happens, when it comes to having their dreams shattered by stag night prostitute revelations and pictures of their husband-to-be bumping and grinding with slutty blondes, girls will often locate an inner resilience that drives them to not just jump back on the horse in a figurative sense, but also actually jump on a horse.

All of which leads very conveniently to Abbey Clancy, who has been photographed horse riding (as reported in The Sun).

Were this the kind of site that deals in these kind of things on a regular basis, fair to say that there would be a magnifying circle on her naked wedding finger, and a headline along the lines of “What the F***! Is she actually dumping him?”.

But it’s not, and we don’t have the actual photographs. Soooo…

Here’s a short video clip of Abbey Clancy at work, doing a photographic shoot for the gentlemen’s magazine, FHM

3 responses so far
  • Devlin // August 18, 2010 at 11:45 am

    Er…isn’t that Sienna Miller?

  • JoshBurt // August 18, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Great spot, Devlin, you are right. Not being the kind of people to pass the buck, there will be no buck passing. But suffice to say, we shan’t be taking ownership of any bucks going. On the plus side, a few defts changes, and the story still totally works!

  • Sophie Stepover // August 18, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    LMAO! Don’t fret JoshBurt…All the blondes are interchangeable these days. Just ask Crouchie. (I guess Ashley Cole would say all the brunettes are interchangeable.)

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