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Abbey Clancy decides to forgive naughty Peter Crouch

Clancy – Voguing

Abbey Clancy 

Those who enjoyed yesterday’s particularly good looking list of Women Scorned might have noticed that around 33.3 per cent of them still managed to forge ahead with their relationships in spite of the various allegations regarding French underpants models and saggy 93-year-old prostitutes.

Well, you can nudge that percentage all the way up to the 50 per cent mark now, sister! Because, according to today’s Mirror, Abbey Clancy has decided to give Peter Crouch another go at making her the happiest girl alive.

Word has it that Crouchie – who presumably once worked part-time on a ghost train – has been granted access back into the shared bed, having reportedly been sleeping “in another part of the house”. By which they surely mean “on a long dining room table”.

When questioned about what kind of percentage Abbey would invest regarding the whole “forgive and forget” thing, one of Clancy’s “friends” confirmed:

“Abbey is still very hurt by the accusations.”

“Although she is prepared to forgive, she won’t ever forget.”

Ooh, look at that – 50 per cent again!

Here’s Abbey talking out of sync about something or other:

2 responses so far
  • Sophie Stepover // August 20, 2010 at 2:57 am

    I hope Peter finds sobriety. I hope Abbey finds her spine. I wish them both luck.

  • Harry Redknapp // August 20, 2010 at 7:48 am

    Ah well just like 2006 all over again. What you don’t remember 2006. Sent home from the world cup for cocaine abuse plus allegedly playing away with an ex. No not Crouchie.

    Miss whiter that white is so hard done by. I wonder how the advertising contracts are Abbie.

    By the by you just have to ask why does some one have to pay £800 for a BJ when your at home.

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