Cheryl Cole update, Spurs fancy Fabiano, and more
More big football news…
In a hot showbusiness story that reads more like a weird dream, Amir Kahn went for dinner with Cheryl Cole not so long ago, and she told him that she was faking a relationship to keep the paparazzi at bay. You can catch up on that particular nugget here.
Meanwhile, here’s what we know about transfer news, thanks to the likes of The Daily Mail, The Daily Star, The Daily Mirror, The Daily Guardian, and the Daily Independent…
Whimpers can be heard coming from Tottenham Hotspur, and it’s not just Peter Crouch weeping into a pillow. With a nervous home leg against Young Boys looming on the horizon, the money men are agonising over whether they can really afford to splash out £15million on Luis Fabiano.
Word has it that a good Champions League showing would be the football equivalent of a thumbs up for the deal.
Incidentally, talking of Peter Crouch - if more of these sub-Clancy tarts come out of the woodwork, would it be worth renaming him Peter COUCH? Being that lots of girls would have sat on top of him… no?… anyone?… oh, you know what, sod off! Honestly, what’s the point?
In other mind blowing transfer news, Chelsea are still superkeen to land “the new Drogba” (Romelu Lukaku) to go with their “new Essien” (Ramires). And a hunch suggests that someone somewhere will under strict orders to find a beautiful little pony to eventually replace Frankie Lamps.
Whilst, up in Liverpool – bypassing Birmingham, past James Milner’s empty bedsit – Mascherano can be heard growling and barking in his sleep. His move to Inter isn’t looking quite as likely as it once was.
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