IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS, BABY

Mario Balotelli puts in an early contender for quote of season

City’s £22m forward telling it like it is

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A particularly amusing story has been circulating around Greater Manchester Police stations since Mario Balotelli wrecked his custom-kitted Audi R8 over the Bank Holiday weekend.

On arriving at the scene of the crash, officers went through the standard procedure of taking names, statements and administering a breathlyser test, which all passed without a hitch.

However, on giving Balotelli a quick pat down, police quickly found £5,000 hanging out of his back pocket.

Smelling something fishy, curious coppers asked the 20-year-old what he was doing driving around with that sort of wedge tucked into his jeans. A deadpan Balotelli simply replied:

Because I am rich.

Amazing. We’ve got a feeling Mario’s stay in Manchester will singlehandedly provide enough material to keep The Spoiler running for another three years.

[via Mirror Football]


11 responses so far
  • Jam // September 6, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    I’m rich bitch. 8D

  • CJB // September 7, 2010 at 12:29 am

    boss

  • The second coming! // September 7, 2010 at 10:14 am

    “I’m Rick James Biitch!”

  • Fual // September 7, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    LOL, that is funny. I would have loved to see the officers face when he heard the reply.

  • Huerelho Gomes // September 8, 2010 at 7:14 am

    “Cocaine is a helluva drug..”

  • eli // September 8, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    his quite something ,ant he?

  • Colie // September 8, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    In Fairness if the copper has to ask that question a the scene of a crashed vehicle which in turn is a Audi R8 he’s asking stupid questions and getting stupid answers…..Should he of not used some logic…..!!!!!

  • randaplan // September 9, 2010 at 9:33 am

    good answer!

  • freefootballbettingtips // March 9, 2011 at 6:11 am

    bitch?i don think so.maybe youre all like justin beiver.lol

  • mcpherry // November 2, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    dats nyc balotelli-gud Q?-gud answa

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