Breathe out, everyone – the Rooneys are staying together!
Well, 16 per cent of Spoiler readers got what they wanted…
The problem with wedding vows is that they’re so full of holes. You’ve got all of the have/hold, richer/poorer, sickness/health stuff, but where is the bit about not arranging to have threesomes with prostitutes when your wife’s pregnant?
It’s not really The Spoiler’s place to toy with religious doctrine, but perhaps someone should have a look at this?
All of which leads completely seamlessly to the Rooney household, which has reportedly been a hotbed of lively conversation ever since it turned out that Wayne had been spending his pocket money on sex with pretty hookers.
In light of the whole thing coming out, the prostitutes have both taken the opportunity to apologised to Coleen for taking her husband’s money in return for the full shag, and according to today’s Daily Mail, Croxteth’s poster couple have agreed to give it another go.
The couple returned separately to their Cheshire mansion yesterday, where Mrs Rooney, also 24, is said to have immediately laid down strict rules.
One of which is presumably “no more prozzies”.
The Spoiler loves a happy ending.