Spoiler readers, is Big Sam a porpoise? Thoughts please…
Big Sam? Is that you?
Those of you either too busy or too uninterested to visit The Spoiler yesterday, you missed out on a thrilling piece entitled “10 Footballers who wouldn’t visit prostitutes” – a wild presumptive ride chronicling the kind of men who would be reluctant to throw money at women on the game in return for steamy post-watershed sex action.
Rather interestingly, the below comment (after the jump) was posted by Spoiler reader Myo Aung, and whilst it seems to have short-circuited any Google translation systems, it remains a truly gripping read nonetheless.
If you can make head or tail of it, please let us know with an informative plot thinning comment…
Lomana Lua Lua – too religious that he will recite the song of Psalm if thrown near a prostitute.
David James: He is a goal keeper for decades and will not tolerate his ball slip into the net.
Van Der Sar: He is a giraffe who hate glancing over to the other fence where chicken are chirping for food.
Shaun Wrigth Phillips: He have a size of his body in his ball and could not trigger against wall of brick where bigger ones have pounded many times a day. He knows he will not fit in…
Berbatov : He will bull gay rip apart.
Ronaldo : The fat Ronaldo bumped into gay gang and he knows well about that.
Ryan Giggs: He have only left-ball to play with and that is only for his wife.
Big Sam is a porpoise.
Who is Wigan captain anyway? That captain is an evangelist who preach not prick