Comments on: Oh great, now Wazza’s got to apologise to Coleen’s parents

By: 10 important lessons to take from football sex scandals | The Spoiler

10 important lessons to take from football sex scandals | The Spoiler — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:26:07 +0000

[...] out, it won’t be just your humiliated life partner demanding apologies – This one has been well-covered already today. To add insult to injury, Rooney now has to apologise to Coleen’s family. Hasn’t he [...]

By: Big Al Whittle

Big Al Whittle — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 08:37:12 +0000

I’ve written a new Wayne Rooney song.
Its here
http://www.myspace.com/folksingerbigal

hope you like it

By: Anthony W

Anthony W — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 04:44:29 +0000

I heard that EA is adding a new feature to their soccer videogame called “Be a wag”. You use the game’s create a player engine to create a wag instead. You then decide which player she hooks up with and you make other decisions as well.

You decide how many kids to have and which mansion to buy. How to best manage your pseudo fame. You decide how much cheating your wag will tolerate. You also get to pick which tabloid will get your exclusive and when to pretend that your going to get a divorce.

By: Anthony W

Anthony W — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 04:28:20 +0000

Whoops, meant to say “parents” no “parnets”

By: Anthony W

Anthony W — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 04:26:32 +0000

Rooney: I’m sorry

Coleen’s parnet’s: Sorry for what?

Rooney: You know…

Coleen’s parents: No, we don’t “know”…

Rooney: Really? Your going to make me go into detail?

Coleen: Go on…tell them.

Rooney: Uhh….