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Carlos Vela and Efrain Juarez banned for six months after Mexico squad host tranny party

One of these two was born a man…

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Jinking Arsenal striker Carlos Vela has been suspended from the Mexico national squad for six months after throwing a wild celebration party, complete with 14 prostitutes and a transvestite, following Mexico’s 1-0 friendly win over Columbia earlier this month.

21-year-old Vela, along with Celtic’s Efrain Juarez, Spurs’ Giovani dos Santos (who would make a for a good tranny himself) and a host of other players will also have to cough up a £2,500 fine for the bash at the Camino Real Hotel in Monterrey.

The players refute any allegations of impropriety, and Vela claims to be unaware one of the girls used to be a man. However, local paper Record ran pictures of ‘scantily-clad’ women leaving the players’ hotel at 6am, including transvestite Gema who has a personal website advertising her services as sex worker.

Fulham defender Carlos Salcido denied logging on to add ‘crafty handjob’ and ‘quick blowie’ to his basket, saying at the time:

If there is a fine to pay, I will accept it. I offer a personal apology, but the papers say we hired 15 prostitutes including a transvestite – and that did not happen. We had a few drinks, but that is as far as it went.

Yeah, that’s what they all say.

Incidentally, guess how many games Vela and Juarez will miss due to the ban? One. A friendly. Football Associations are such intelligent, well-run organisations, aren’t they?


1 response so far
  • Jason // September 22, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    totall overreaction really…sounded like a great party. 8D

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