Arts and crafts

Stephen Bywater likes his art to be really sexy

Gorgeous – yes. But is it art?

Blow up doll 

Art – it’s so very subjective. One man’s meat is another man’s poison, to use the famous idiom about vegetarians.

Anyway, the point being that whilst the sight of a blow up doll strapped to a portable toilet might not be everyone’s cup of tea, it’s the kind of emotive work that really floats Derby County goalkeeper Stephen Bywater’s onions.

Unfortunately for the sophisticated footballer – like the man with the bricks at the Tate all those years ago – some of those around him seem to be questioning whether the erotic bog piece that he’s set up in his garden is actually art, or just a big pile of rubbish.

As reported in today’s Mirror:

His bosses at Derby County FC have said they “completely disassociate” themselves from his misguided creative attempts and the local police have got involved.

Damn cops.


1 response so far
  • Ed // September 23, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    Nicely done.

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