Cheryl Cole plans to use her breasts to make a point

Chezza – feeling a bit better

Cheryl Cole

The glaring spotlight is both friend and foe to footballers and their wives/girlfriends. Such a welcomed warm intrusion when you’re on the up and up, more like a torch being shone in your face by a hysterical madman when you’ve just been humiliated by Ashley Cole and think that you might be coming down with Malaria.

All of which leads completely seamlessly to Ashley’s beautiful ex-wife, Cheryl Cole, who is reportedly planning on using the spotlight to show the world that she has finally bounced back. Mainly by showcasing some serious cleavage when she returns to her hot seat on the X Factor judging panel.

A classic ploy.

As quoted in today’s Sun, a “source” said this:

 ”Cheryl is refusing to be outwitted or out-titted.”

“Cheryl will have more edge, more wit and quite a lot more cleavage than ever.”

“She is going to be pulling out all the stops in the coming weeks now she’s back to her best following her battle with malaria.”

You go, girl!

2 responses so far
  • Larry Chiko // September 25, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    Racist and sheer madness. Ashley is a victim of Racist britain and its stupid tabloid press. Wayne Rooney went on a rampage of SEX and how long have you been on it? 30 fucking minutes and you call his wife a strong woman for forgiving him!

  • lim tat seng // September 25, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    lick my ass you moron..

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