Spoiler

Luis Figo needs to practice his modeling poses

Not exactly Posh & Becks, is it?

Figo and his missus Helen Svedin are probably supposed to be doing ‘fiery passion’ in this ad for Italian jeweler Salvini, but it’s all come off a bit ‘serial killer-chic’. As if he’s just broken her neck while quietly whispering a reenactment of that goal against Man Utd into her ear.

[pic via Kickette]

• Figo
• Helen Svedin