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FC Twente’s Theo Janssen really, really likes Grolsch

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Anyone who saw Tottenham take on FC Twente in the Champions League last night may have noticed Steve McClaren’s old team have one or two slightly unprofessional/mental types amongst their ranks.

Here’s cult hero Theo Janssen putting his career on the line by jumping out of the back of a moving bus to claim a crate of the club’s hometown beer Grolsch (not a drink to break your legs for) during the Eredivisie champions’ title celebrations last season.

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9 responses so far
  • Dirk Tukker // September 30, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    If you really tasted Grolsch you would now its tastes DIVINE. Its the best Dutch lager beer.
    Its worth to die for!
    When you give a horse Grolsch to drink it pisses Guiness.

  • Hitler // September 30, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    Grolsch actually means “Golden Shower” in dutch.

    A Golden Shower means something completely different in the uk.

    Actually, I quite often get a pro to piss on me when I’m at the Bobby Moore’s, so I don’t mind the odd bottle of grolsch. Can see why other people don’t drink it though.

  • Dirk Tukker // September 30, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    Bullshit. Grolsch comes van the town of Groenlo or in pld Dutch Grolle. The family Groen (Green) had a brewery there. It has nothing to do with golden shower. Its a great beer, so try before you talk shit.

  • Hitler // September 30, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    Dirk, you are wrong.

    I invaded Holland over 60 years ago as part of my plan for world domination.

    It was common knowledge that grolsch, pronounced groo-els-ke-char, means golden shower.

  • Fat Nakago // October 1, 2010 at 1:34 am

    Hmmm….if this is what these ass clowns do when they win the Eredivisie, I shudder to think what might happen if they actually win the Champions League. Although, based on today’s match that sure as fock won’t be happening.

  • Dirk Tukker // October 1, 2010 at 6:17 am

    Dear Adolf! You were wrong 60 years ago and are still wrong. I know my language and you talk poop. To the Fat one i would say: With such a ref even a Belgium team can win. I think he forget his lenses and asked his linesman who forgot his glasses. I had a nice time in London although the beer there tasted like piggypis.

  • Grollenaar // October 3, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    I like Theo Janssen and I like Grolsch. I don’t see the problem in having a party in the bus after winning the eredivisie champions-title. Anyone who saw fc twente play against inter can confirm Janssen his professionality. He got hit in his face, but reacted very calm and professional. I live in the town of Groenlo were Grolsch is from. I’m sure I know much more about Groenlo than you Adolf.

  • Hitler // October 3, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    It does mean Golden Shower though.
    But I do actually quite like the taste of it. Then again, I also pay hookers to piss on me, so what do i know?

  • fistofpeanuts // November 14, 2011 at 12:51 am

    You obviously don’t know Theo Janssen. He’s a pretty professional player to say the least.

    Look at Rooney, I’d put him way below Janssen on the professionality list …

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