THE HIGH PRIEST OF HIJINKS RETURNS

Mario Balotelli caught trying to sneak into women’s prison

Another caper successfully pulled off. Bella!

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Official Spoiler mascot and crown prince of shenanigans, Mario Balotelli, is back!

After lying low for a while, convalescing from recent knee surgery (pre-operation hijinks? Expect nothing less.), Super Mario has bounded back into the headlines by trying to stage a prison break INTO a women’s jail.

Mario and his 17-year-old brother Enock were arrested in the Italian city of Brescia, near Milan, and questioned for half an hour on Friday after deciding, out of curiosity, to have a wander around the grounds of an all-female clink.

Says prison screw Calogero Lo Presti:

We saw a high-powered ­Mercedes coupé come through the gate with two lads on board, and after a few minutes we realised Balotelli was one of them.

They were questioned for 30 minutes to get their details and by the end both were frightened. ­Balotelli said he was sorry. They said they had seen the gate was open, and went in without knowing that you need special permission to visit a jail.

They added they were specially curious at the fact it was a women’s prison.

Not for the first time: brilliant.


4 responses so far
  • chimpo // October 4, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    This guy is a one-man headline generator

    I give it 6 months before his time at Citeh turns sour

  • braheyes // October 4, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    Balotelli is a hero

  • Jude Ellery // October 4, 2010 at 10:33 pm

    Is it me or is this guy simply an idiot? What were City doing signing him? He’s a joke, he’s been there 2 minutes and already there’ve been more headlines about his off-field antics than his football. Stupid decision by Mancini – or was it made above his head?

    Ah well, at least he can feature in my comedy cartoon secion, ‘THE WIT HITS THE FAN’

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