Cheryl Cole acts out revenge-fantasy against ex Ashley in new song
Right, there’s nowt else going on today, so let’s have a gossip about the nation’s rose Cheryl Cole!
Apparently she’s taken time out of a busy schedule spent catching malaria and receiving X Factor-related death threats to put her name to a song which has a right pop at ex-hubby Ashley Cole.
According to The Sun, the lyrics include “lines about slashing his tyres, burning his suits, knocking back apologies, blocking calls and selling all her diamonds.” Ooh, blocked calls! Have that Ashley, you cheating get!
The opening lines go thusly:
I cried when I heard you were cheatin’
I cried when I said I was leavin’
I cried when my heart stopped believin’
But I’m all out of tears
That’s really poetic, Cheryl.
Can anyone come up with a better verse for Mr. Cole?
Again… it’s a slow news day. Sorry.