Caption competition: Coleen Rooney on holiday in Dubai

Do your worst…


16 responses so far
  • Ed // October 28, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    You’ve really let yourself go Wayne.

  • SumDog // October 28, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    “You’ve looking rather trim, Wayne. “

  • Aaron // October 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    I don’t know whose tits are saggier, hers or his…

  • Marty // October 28, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    Frustrated with Wayne, Colleen was spotted on holiday with a prostitute of her own.

  • Red // October 28, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    Looks Wayne DID eat all the meat pies

  • The Gaz // October 28, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    Colleen is starting to have second thoughts on the whole ‘eye for an eye’ philosophy

  • Jacobi // October 28, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    The Rooneys ran into Brazilian legend Ronaldo, who was also vacationing in Dubai.

  • Caleb // October 28, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    Frustrated with Wayne, Coleen takes leaves him and goes on vacation with a grey haired Adam Sandler

  • juice // October 28, 2010 at 9:45 pm

    ‘sooooooooo… much is this gonna cost?’

  • R2Dad // October 28, 2010 at 9:59 pm

    “So sorry, but I ate your husband Wayne.”
    “Oh, don’t be. How did he taste?”

  • Bob // October 29, 2010 at 1:51 am

    It has been discovered that United tied down Rooney to a 5 year contract by including an “all you can eat” clause from the club canteen.
    The club managed to fund it from reducing transfer fees.

  • Joe // October 29, 2010 at 1:53 am

    Wayne Rooney trying to disguise his fame has decided to wear a wig.

  • Gabi // October 29, 2010 at 5:50 am

    Been trying to come up with a caption that accurately encompasses the comedic, ironic and just plain WTF elements of this picture.

    I have come to the conclusion that such a task is more impossible than time travel is (and time travel is pretty fricken impossible).

    Instead, I would simply like to thank whoever took this picture because I will be laughing at it till the cows come home.

  • Mish // October 29, 2010 at 7:01 am

    Whose the bird sitting next to Colleen and why is she topless?

  • Tim tim // October 29, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    “I think I’ve been breast feeding you too much Kai”

  • Gav // October 30, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    Shorts exploding in 3….2….

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