Comments on: Caption competition: Coleen Rooney on holiday in Dubai

By: Gav

Gav — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 12:07:48 +0000

Shorts exploding in 3….2….

By: Tim tim

Tim tim — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 13:00:45 +0000

“I think I’ve been breast feeding you too much Kai”

By: Mish

Mish — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 06:16:41 +0000

Whose the bird sitting next to Colleen and why is she topless?

By: Gabi

Gabi — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 05:05:19 +0000

Been trying to come up with a caption that accurately encompasses the comedic, ironic and just plain WTF elements of this picture.

I have come to the conclusion that such a task is more impossible than time travel is (and time travel is pretty fricken impossible).

Instead, I would simply like to thank whoever took this picture because I will be laughing at it till the cows come home.

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 01:08:32 +0000

Wayne Rooney trying to disguise his fame has decided to wear a wig.

By: Bob

Bob — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 01:06:25 +0000

It has been discovered that United tied down Rooney to a 5 year contract by including an “all you can eat” clause from the club canteen.
The club managed to fund it from reducing transfer fees.

By: R2Dad

R2Dad — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 21:14:44 +0000

“So sorry, but I ate your husband Wayne.”
“Oh, don’t be. How did he taste?”

By: juice

juice — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 21:00:22 +0000

‘sooooooooo…..how much is this gonna cost?’