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This is easily the best thing to come out of last night’s Manchester derby snoozefest…

Behold, the greatest image of the millennium!

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Caption competition, anyone?


78 responses so far
  • DaveyNC // November 11, 2010 at 4:39 am

    That just ain’t right.

  • DaveyNC // November 11, 2010 at 4:40 am

    Oh. No.

    Uh, handball?

  • PM // November 11, 2010 at 6:51 am

    I said Up City!

  • D // November 11, 2010 at 7:17 am

    Tevez is a true renaissance man, footballer and prostate examiner.

  • Ed // November 11, 2010 at 10:04 am

    Tevez tries to reiterate that yet another member of United’s defence is a ‘puppet’.

  • Mish // November 11, 2010 at 10:09 am

    Um….you’ve been Merc’d

  • L // November 11, 2010 at 10:55 am

    Cmon Rio, show me where you hid the ball.

  • JIM // November 11, 2010 at 11:53 am

    Those rags. They don’t like it up ‘em.

  • Feek0r // November 11, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    Welcome to Rio!

  • Sophie Stepover // November 11, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    “Rooney told me any hole’s a goal.”

  • Mr Willy // November 11, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    “Congratulations, its a baby boy!”

  • big jack // November 11, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    what ever crawled up there and died – i cant find it!

  • big jack // November 11, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    This is how we fix spines in Argentina BABY!

  • james c // November 11, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    Well the trophies not in there……

  • Brandt // November 11, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    Stuff like this always happens in the games that I miss.

  • Tomaž // November 11, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    Ferdinand: “Dude, where’s my leg?”

  • Chip // November 11, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    Tevez doesn’t usually play in the hole.. role

  • Dimitri // November 11, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    The TSA begins conducting random field security searches outside airports. (Click on my name for more info)

  • American // November 11, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    As we Americans say, soccer is gay.

  • Russ // November 11, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    Tevez has been caught offside once again!

  • Max // November 11, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    Cheers Mate, thought I’ll grab the latest edition of thespoiler!’

  • Richard Gilzene // November 11, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    ^ ha!

  • LukeTat // November 11, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    “Well, my little friend, you’ve got something jammed in here real good.”

  • Boaz // November 11, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    Carlos Tever stars in “Looking For Gary Neville”

  • Jeremy S. // November 11, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    …Let the games begin…
    or,
    GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • UnionTom // November 11, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    Is this one of those “in-you-endo’s?”

  • Pedroca // November 11, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    #FF

  • pgnz // November 11, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    “Where’s my gerbil Mr Gere?”

  • Bruce H // November 11, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    You should see a doctor. I feel a lump.

  • weedonald // November 11, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    Ummmmmmmmmmmm serious hemorrhoid issues here r.Rio…..and they’re blue!

  • josh // November 11, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    In the MLS fisting an opponent is at least a yellow card. (Except in San Francisco, where it’s just good sportsmanship.)

  • Perez Cardenas // November 11, 2010 at 9:20 pm

    A fistful of dollars

  • Perez Cardenas // November 11, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    For the love of the Game!

  • Perez Cardenas // November 11, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    Down Argentine Way

  • Perez Cardenas // November 11, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    Rio Escondido

  • Perez Cardenas // November 11, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    Where the river runs black

  • Perez Cardenas // November 11, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    Up the river

  • Perez Cardenas // November 11, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    Riders of the Rio Grande

  • Perez Cardenas // November 11, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    Latin Lovers

  • Perez Cardenas // November 11, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    The thrill of Rio

  • Perez Cardenas // November 11, 2010 at 9:46 pm

    Down the River at the Grand Canyon

  • Perez Cardenas // November 11, 2010 at 9:46 pm

    Carlitos Way

  • Perez Cardenas // November 11, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    Can I call you Carlitos?

  • Perez Cardenas // November 11, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    The Great Divide

  • Perez Cardenas // November 11, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    Hands across the divide (true title!)

  • Perez Cardenas // November 11, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    Where the Rio divides

  • Perez Cardenas // November 11, 2010 at 10:18 pm

    The Falklands War: The Untold Story

  • bthv // November 11, 2010 at 10:59 pm

    “Up yours”

  • bthv // November 11, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    Brokeback mountain ll – Love on the battlefield.

  • bthv // November 11, 2010 at 11:04 pm

    Saving Rian’s privates…

  • Andrew // November 12, 2010 at 12:04 am

    Before roasting your Thanksgiving Rio, be sure to remove all of the innards and replace then with stuffing.

  • Andrew // November 12, 2010 at 12:06 am

    This is what happens with bad sex education.

  • Klink // November 12, 2010 at 12:54 am

    Once again, Tevez penetrates United’s defense.7n

  • Perez Cardenas // November 12, 2010 at 3:14 am

    Football is a contact game

  • Perez Cardenas // November 12, 2010 at 3:27 am

    Rugby vs Football, Which sport is harder?
    I rest my case.

  • Ryan // November 12, 2010 at 3:47 am

    Chelsea said they left their rubber behind.

  • Balaaji // November 12, 2010 at 7:15 am

    Not that ball !! arghh !!

  • Mark // November 12, 2010 at 8:47 am

    New meaning of “Belly up”?!

    Btw, his hand shows up again on the top left of the image!!

  • Mish // November 12, 2010 at 10:14 am

    An Argentine in Rio

  • atasözleri // November 12, 2010 at 10:45 am

    Wonderful :D Comic position! Thanks you!

  • Carlos!! // November 12, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    Don’t cry for me Argentina
    The truth is I never left you
    All through my wild days
    My mad existence
    I kept my promise
    Don’t keep your distance

  • Elaine.... // November 12, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    It won’t be easy
    You’ll think it strange
    When I try to explain how I feel
    That I still need your love

  • RB // November 12, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    “Where no man has gone before…..”

  • GM // November 12, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    Tevez finds a gaping hole in United’s central defence.

  • Gary // November 13, 2010 at 3:55 am

    I said uncle dammit!

  • onyeka // November 13, 2010 at 11:55 am

    Rooney taught him well

  • Tag Your Friends // November 14, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    lool @ Mr Willy

    “Congratulations, its a baby boy!”

  • bomaicruz // November 16, 2010 at 11:08 am

    Can’t get BALL

  • gonyr1994 // November 16, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    Caption: I know I left my keys somewhere?!

  • Jambostobbs // November 16, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Wrong turkey Carlos!!!

  • Jambostobbs // November 16, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    I don’t think Tevez quite understood when he was told that he was to stuff the turkey for the Man City X-mas party!!!!

  • guyoscar // November 17, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    The cause of Rio’s long-standing indigestion is revealed as he excretes a still-living Argentine rat

  • Alejandro // November 17, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    …”let me help you pull your head out of your ass!”

  • AJ // November 18, 2010 at 12:57 am

    “Sex and the city”

  • AJ // November 18, 2010 at 12:59 am

    “Prison Break”

  • Chavoc // November 21, 2010 at 7:01 am

    In the spirit of Movember:

    As your doctor about a prostate exam today; remember, it only tickles a little.

  • Cip // November 21, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    “Nobody thought he had the balls to touch them”

  • Tag Your Friends // March 22, 2011 at 11:50 am

    Yes! Well the trophies not in there……

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