SWING, BANG

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a very angry young man

Taekwondo black belt refuses to stop kicking things

If you thought a recent manhandling by AC Milan teammate and brick outhouse impersonator Oguchi Onyewu would have made Zlatan Ibrahimovic think twice about launching any more surprise attacks on his unsuspecting friends… you don’t know Zlatan.

After scoring a cutback goal lifted straight out of a game of FIFA against Palermo yesterday, wee forward Robinho proceeded to tuck the ball under his shirt and ‘rock the baby’, probably in homage to a recent birth.

While his teammates offered their congratulations, what was Ibrahimovic’s response to this heartfelt celebration of new life?

Erm… trying to boot the jinking Brazilian’s ‘baby’ straight out of his stomach.

Should Zlatan’s girlfriend Helena Seger be worried?


3 responses so far
  • James // November 11, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    Never liked Zlatan or his antics, but showing the world how he’s ready and willing to kick a fetus is too low, even by his standards.

  • evan // November 11, 2010 at 11:11 pm

    lol come on that was pretty funny, if crazy at the same time. but you gotta give the man credit for having great aim. I would have loved to have seen what would have happening if he missed.

  • Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s kicking spree ends with Marco Materazzi being hospitalised | The Spoiler // January 12, 2012 at 7:30 pm

    [...] We warned you this would happen. Since giving Rodney Strasser a shoeing in training, old Zlatan has grown a worrying taste for showcasing his mad Taekwondo skillz at the most inappropriate moments. [...]

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