STILL KUNG-FU FIGHTING

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s kicking spree ends with Marco Materazzi being hospitalised

Getting silly now.

We warned you this would happen. Since giving Rodney Strasser a shoeing in training, old Zlatan has grown a worrying taste for showcasing his mad Taekwondo skillz at the most inappropriate moments.

Things came to a head in the Milan derby last night after Ibrahimovic showed off his new flying kick/forearm smash combo, using Marco Materazzi as an unfortunate test dummy.

KO’ed Matrix had to be carted off to the nearest hospital.


5 responses so far
  • Ted E. // November 15, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    how can you not love Ibra…

  • the truth // November 15, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    couldnt have happened to a nicer bloke…

  • Chris M // November 15, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    Zlatan’s life has spiralled out of control since being cast from the light of his beloved Gerard Pique.

  • On The Offensive // November 16, 2010 at 6:52 am

    Seems Tae Kwondo lessons are paying off. Only Sweden played a Chinese National Team of Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Jet Li

  • Hobo // November 16, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    What if Zlatan didn’t go airborne, Materazzi goes in with both legs stretched, he’s trying to break Zlatan in two. Materazzi learns the hard way that one does not try to outzlatan Zlatan.

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