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OMMFG! Cristiano Ronaldo’s groovy new hair style!

Is that a ferret on your head? etc… etc…

Cristiano Ronaldo

Now that Beckham has made a gentlemanly impossible-to-grow beard his trademark, kids all over the world must be incandescent with rage – who can they model themselves on now?

Well, good news, younglings – Cristiano Ronaldo has created the new haircut du jour, presumably known as “the long back and short sides”, or “the groovy ferret”.

Expect to see this look all over the country’s shopping centres as soon as this afternoon.


6 responses so far
  • Charles // November 17, 2010 at 9:45 pm

    What a fucking faggot.

  • Kai // November 18, 2010 at 2:40 am

    Charles is a fucking faggot. :)

  • LB // November 18, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    Kai is the faggot hall of famer than Charles. ferret is lame!

  • Mr. Chopper // November 18, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    If anybody’s a faggot it’s Nani. He’s gone and done his hair the same. He might as well try and get a first class ticket to paradise whilst he’s at it. By which I mean GO IN RON’S BUMHOLE COS HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH.

  • alexuis // November 24, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    well duh they’ve both had their hair likr that for awhile and they’re best friends what do you expect

  • alexuis // November 24, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    they’re not buttholes either

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