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Redknapp is a very special man, gushes van der Vaart

Redknapp – amazing? Or lazy?

Harry Redknapp and Rafael van der Vaart

Should you wish to see your beautiful new girlfriend morph into a berserk monster before your very eyes, tell her that she’s great and everything, but your ex was a wild cat in bed, and used to do this thing with her feet that totally blew your mind.

Seriously, try it. You think you know pain? You don’t know pain.

All of which leads completely seamlessly to wise man van der Vaart, who has chosen to navigate the correct route, by insisting that his ex, Jose Mourinho, was totally frigid. Unlike Henry Redknapp, who has taught him how to love again.

The Dutchman said this (as reported in The Sun):

“Harry is a very special man, that’s why I already feel at home at Spurs. It feels like I’m back on the street.”

“There are no long and boring speeches about tactics, like I was used to at Real Madrid.”

“There is a clipboard in our dressing room but Harry doesn’t write anything on it!”

Hmm.  


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