Turks eye up Berbs, and der Kaiser says something weird
The obligatory unrelated royal photograph
Of course, like everyone else, The Spoiler has spent the last couple of days weeping happy tears because Prince William isn’t going to be a lonely king. On the contrary, he’ll have the beautiful seductress Queen Kate by his side holding a serpeant, sensually whispering snide intructions into his ear as to who should be executed/poisoned next.
Here’s what else we know about the world, thanks to the likes of proletariat newspapers like The Sun and the ooh-ah Daily Star, royalist ones like The Daily Mail, and from the hardcore Communists who sit in intense huddles at The Guardian…
The gentlemen at Fenerbahce have reportedly turned their pockets inside out to put together a pile of coins worthy of snaffling Dimitar Berbatov from his current home in beautiful Manchester.
At current count, they have around 15million Euros piled high in a shed.
Nostalgic Aston Villa honcho Gerard Houllier has decided to fashion a small area of the club devoted to the wonderful Latin Quarter in Paris, by signing Karim Benzema on loan, alongside exceedingly stylish Frenchmen Djibril Cisse and Robert Pires.
Robert, you might remember, opts for a tiny “micro beard”.
And Franz Beckenbauer – former Emperor (Der Kaiser) of Germany – has caused strong lager foam to spurt from mouths all over Munich by suggesting that Nicklas Bendtner would be the perfect player for Bayern.
And in two/three word news:
David Luiz, Chelsea.
That is all.