Breathe out, City fans, Balotelli isn’t going anywhere… yet

Ignore the mic, Mario


In a time when footballers are programmed to say the right thing, it’s rather refreshing when someone like Balotelli comes along, short circuiting all over the place, almost completely incapable of not saying the wrong thing every time he speaks.

Just today, the gifted Italian opened his mouth during a routine sit-and-chat and the worst, most ill-informed, words tumbled from his mouth, as everyone sat back in their chairs slow hand clapping in disbelief.

“Until June I am certainly at Manchester City.”

Bottoms clenched beneath robes all over Manchester.

4 responses so far
  • Darren // November 18, 2010 at 5:36 pm


  • JoshBurt // November 18, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    Good spot Darren, thank you.

  • Darren // November 18, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    Good story though. I do love Balotelli, as a United fan he’s my favourite City player (soon to be my favourite Milan player).

  • Sophie Stepover // November 18, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    In Italian, “Balotelli” means “if I can think it…I can say it”

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