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Liverpool eye up a brand new striker, Eva Longoria update…

Eva Longoria – a woman scorned

Eva Longoria

In a US basketball recreation of the infamous Terry/Bridge debacle, Eva Longoria’s husband – sportsman Tony Parker – has reportedly been feverishly having it off with one of his team mate’s wives. Unfortunately, this homage to JT hasn’t gone down so well, and Longoria has filed for divorce.


Anyway, here’s what other muck we’ve managed to dredge up from the bottom of the football swamp, thanks to the Gollums at The Sun, The Daily MailThe Mirror, and the rest…

Professor Wenger has been demanding more research funds from the men in suits at Arsenal – around £18million to be exact. He wants Ashley Young from Villa to act as a human mirror whenever Theo Walcott goes zipping up the wing.

Word has it that he also fancies Mark Schwarzer to mend the Achilles heel at the back.  

Up the road, past Emile Heskey’s delux cottage in the midlands, and down the road from a delightful stretch of charming countryside, which is actually a makeshift roof for Gary Neville’s secret underground lair, you get to Liverpool.

The whisper on the grapevine is that they’re considering a move for the strong Anderlecht frontman, Romelu Lukaku.

But, hang on, haven’t they already got a strongman up front?… oh, right, yeah. For now they do.

And in three word news:

Yoann Gourcuff, Spurs.

Steven Pienaar, Inter.

That is all.

1 response so far
  • Kevin // November 18, 2010 at 9:13 pm

    Yoann Gourcuff… as a coach?

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