Transfer Talk

Evra wants out of Manchester, Dani Alves wants in…

Ofoedu, Feltz, and a man who isn’t really Father Christmas


Sinita, Michelle Dewberry, Craig Revel Horwood, Mel B’s sister, Nicola McLean, Jenni Falconer, Vanessa Feltz, Ben Ofoedu… no, The Spoiler isn’t listing names for a fantasy dinner party (although, granted, they’d all make it), but the A listers who mingled at Winter Wonderland in Hyde Park yesterday. And for those wondering what this has to do with football, here’s what: JT was there. As in John Terry. Boom! That dinner party just got stratospheric.

Here’s what else is blowing The Spoiler’s mind today, thanks to the likes of The Times, The Guardian, the doo-dah, the wotnot… you know the score by now…

Up in Manchester, chips in curry sauce have been spluttering out of mouths and onto freshly scrubbed front steps with news that Patrice Evra shan’t be sticking around after this season. Women in floral dresses are not happy about this – they’re going to have to do the step all over again.

The word on the street is that Evra is seriously considering swapping the romantic Manchester skyline for somewhere in Spain.

In other hot Man United news, the quest for someone to dispell the ghost of Peter Schmeichel has lead Fergie and his honchos to a 20-year-old Spaniard called David De Gea. He’d cost them either £15million, or one Patrice Evra.

Whilst across town, past a series of stunning Alex Gerrard fashion boutiques, and through passport control into Man City, there is talk of a massive Christmas clearout, with SWP, RSC, WB, SG, EA, and JO all going cheap. Possible imports include Dani Alves from Barcelona, or Patrice Evra.

And in two word news:

Kranjcar, Liverpool.

Kranjcar, Everton.

That is all.

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