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WTMFF?? Jack Wilshere had if off with a pretty stripper!

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Jack Wilshere

As if to hammer home his blissful teenage innocence, Jack Wilshere has been caught out for steamrollering a pretty stripper behind his girlfriend’s back. As everyone knows, the more mature footballers tend to favour prostitutes.

The clothes removal expert in question is called Jessica Jensen, and according to today’s Sun newspaper, the pair fell in love when their eyes met and electric lustful sparks flew around that classy London nightclub, Maya.

Rather romantically, a ”source” says:

“At the end of the night they got a taxi back to a mate’s house and had sex for the first time.”

The affair continued with steamy sex sessions at hotels, and a full shag at Jessica’s nan’s house.

“Come to my hotel tonite,” texted Jack. “Get some condoms lol”.

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4 responses so far
  • Meigan Jensen // November 19, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    Wow. The press has a really interesting way of simplifying things huh? Pretty callous indeed.

  • The International Poise Conspiracy // November 20, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    At least he’s using condoms.

  • mustard // November 20, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    on the plus side HE MIGHT WIN THE CARLING CUP

  • simone // November 22, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    Yes at least he is using condoms. He is still young that’s the problem they take girlfriends to young and get bored quickly cause they married so young. Look at Pato i knew it wouldn’t last he’s to hot and to famous to be settling so early. I am very proud of raul who has managed to stay married to one woman. It can be done.

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