Spoiler challenge: Match the Premier League top scorer to each letter of the alphabet
For those who can’t remember the song…
As you well know, a hardened football fan likes nothing more than wiling away the long Winter evenings getting high on spicy goblets of hot red wine whilst arranging football statistics in new exciting formats.
Fittingly, The Spoiler has uncovered an intriguing A-Z of Premier League top scorers. Can you name them (clue: S is for Shearer)?
Full list to follow tomorrow.