Transfer Talk

Spurs take on Man United, and Glen Johnson’s off

Prince William – getting a moment’s peace

Prince William

In a chilling glimpse into the future, Queen Katie spent a lonely afternoon watching reruns of Your Face or Mine on Dave, whilst King William sloped off to the football with his mates. With a pulled down baseball cap where a crown should be, he might have got away with it, had he not been surrounded by a mob of noisy Lord Percies attracting attention at the weekend’s Blackpool match.

Here’s what else we know about thrilling football news, thanks to the likes of The Guardian, The Daily Mail, The Sun, and the rest of them…

Both Spurs and Man United are reportedly keen to land Karim Benzema’s sloppy thumb print in the new year, with whispers suggesting that United might throw ex-Tottenham hero Dimitar Berbatov into the mix in a bid to snaffle their man. Is that ironic? Or post-ironic? It might actually be neither of those things.

Henry Redknapp has also said something to someone about wanting to sign Scott Parker – who, by the way, regularly enjoys wonderful beach holidays with Redknapp’s son James, and his pop star wife, Louise Redknapp.

Up in Liverpool – where everyone hates Roy Hodgson, but absolutely adores the X Factor Sade-alike, Rebecca – Glen Johnson has been brainlessly telling his gossipy mates that he’s going to join Inter Milan in January. Now they’ve royally spilled the beans.

And in two word news:

Mexes, Chelsea.

That is all.

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