Spoiler

It’s official – biting is much worse than headbutting

Dracula – unwelcome in football circles

For years, the debates have raged about which would be more unpleasant – to be on the receiving end of a ferocious headbutt? Or a frenzied tooth attack?

Finally, the FA has put paid to this particular argument, by issuing Ajax man Luis Suarez with a seven match ban for biting, compared to Eto’o's three match one for headbutting.

But which would you rather endure, if you had to? Let us know with a comment. 

• biting
• headbutting
• Luis Suarez
• Samuel Eto'o