Transfer Talk

Man United consider swapping Berbatov for Buffon

Buffon (left), Berbatov (right)

Buffon and Berbatov

More fountains of Diet Coke came spuring from mouths and nostrils this morning with word in The Sun that I’m A Celebrity maniac Gillian McKeith dumbfounded ITV producers by bellowing “I’m pregnant” in a bid to escape her makeshift jail sentence.

The mental images were deemed far too horrific for post-watershed television, so were cut. Presumably because, coming from a woman who refused to even glance a delicious deep fried monkey cock during the penis eating trial, it seems highly unlikely.

Anyway, talking of lies, here’s what else we know, thanks to all of today’s newspapers…

Having flown far too close to the sun at the start of the season, Berbatov‘s rapid descent has become ever more stark, with word that he’s now being thrown in as spare change in a deal to tempt Buffon from Juventus. 

If it does go according to plan, a dynamite screenplay called Berbs for Buffon starring Andy Garcia and Al Pacino will presumably be touted around Hollywood.  

Sticking to a Hollywood theme, the word on the grapevine is that Tevez’s mantel as City’s most handsome striker is under serious threat with rumours that the Incredible Hulk is in talks to join the club from Porto.

The massive green bastard is rumoured to be worth around £20million.

And in two word news:

Bentley, Sunderland.

Bentley, Everton.

That is all.

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