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Bolton players, here’s how to win “Rock, Paper, Scissors”

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Rock Paper Scissors

Bolton boss, Owen Coyle, explained today that the key to his team’s current good spirits has everything to do with an ongoing Rock, Paper, Scissors tournament taking place behind the scenes. He said this (as reported in The Mirror):

“The lads do a ‘scissors, paper, rock’ thing and there is a punishment for the loser. So they are getting good at playing it – or else. The loser gets his ears flicked and it is painful.”

After the jump, you’ll find a simple-to-follow guide to ensure that you never return home with throbbing scarlet ears again…

(Image via Like Cool)

How to win Rock Paper Scissors

5 responses so far
  • jay jay pistolet // November 26, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    haha this is a new low. can we at least have a diagram related to football next time plox

  • Jim // November 26, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    haha, weak. Obviously throw scissors in situation #4, when you’re pretty sure that he won’t throw a 3rd consecutive rock

  • Richard // November 26, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    This is too complicated. The real strategy is: Always throw rock unless you see their hand coming down paper, then just pop out the two fingers. You gotta be fast, but you can’t lose.

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