Kelly Brook and Alan Shearer get all 2018 on your ass!
Oh God! They’re beautiful!
Make no mistake about it, this whole World Cup 2018 bid is getting very political. And, in politics, when things get political, it’s time to start making serious political moves. These tend to involve muck raking, rumour mongering, cake baking and occasionally war.
In a bid to secure the 2018 World Cup, the throbbing political minds really upped their game yesterday, by turning to the people’s real prince and princess – Alan Shearer and Kelly Brook. They were photographed taking sexy boxes of paper to Wembley for some reason or other.
Put that in your crack pipe, rest of the world!
More gorgeous pictures after the jump.
Ha! Is that Kelly in a VAN?
Kelly Brook kicks the ball around!