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OMMFG! Wenger’s “mistress” claims to up le duff!

Wenger – nothing to hide?

Arsene Wenger

Of course, in the good old days, you’d barely hear a peep from your goomar. There she’d be, beautiful as a delicate flower, perfectly happy for you to finish off, then nip home to the wife and kids for tea in front of X Factor.

Anyway, the big news on the front page of today’s Sun is that the glamourous French hip hop artiste, Sonia Tatar, made a video message claiming to have un proverbial bun in le French for ”oven”. 

This wouldn’t be such a big deal, were it not for the stories in recent weeks suggesting that she may or may not have been spending long evenings of thorough tactical foreplay and strategic love making with Arsene Wenger.

Someone get Jeremy Kyle on the phone! Tell him to bring a swab! 

2 responses so far
  • TimTim // November 26, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    That’s the next generation of Arsenal youth players coming along then.

  • Julia // November 27, 2010 at 5:22 am

    Lol, A+ comment Tim. XD Well, if this is true, I hope Mrs. Wenger ditches him. This probably isn’t anywhere near the 1st time, after all.

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