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Leslie Nielsen – RIP

Leslie Nielsen

The Spoiler’s various social networking spots have today been awash with people doing those hilarious surely/Shirley mix up jokes that most probably became the bane of Leslie Nielsen’s life – only this time in reference to the fact that he’s just died. As eulogies go, this one could get pretty tired.

You can find The Spoiler’s favourite Nielsen moment at the bottom of the article.

Here’s what else we know, thanks to the likes of The Sun, The Daily Mail, blah blah blah…

If you thought that Dimitar Berbatov’s daring sense of style was thrilling, just wait until Djibril Cisse re-emerges onto these shores, with his zany facial hair and crotchless trousers. The word on the street is that it’s now a race between Fulham and Aston Villa for the man who has and shall never be known as Thierry Henry on Acid.

Talking of LSD, up in Liverpool – where LSD fans The Beatles were born – Roy Hodgson is planning to further prove himself as a football A lister magnet by signing Johan Elmander from Bolton. That should quieten those increasingly berserk Liverpool grumbles.

And just across the way – past a hotel for horses run by Michael Owen, and over a long stretch of serene but spooky moorland, which acts as a removeable roof to the secret home that Gary Neville built – you get to Man United, where the big news is that they’re still after a goalkeeper to eventually replace Edwin van der Sar, who will soon be turning 73.

Any suggestions?

Now here’s that Leslie Nielsen clip….

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