World Cup 2018 – and the winner is… Russia!
Brilliant, thanks a lot
With their addled minds overloaded with memories of Arshavin’s moving monologue, Gullit’s impressive Apprentice bike pitch, the Spanish men flashing up buzz words like “gourmet” to whet Fifa appetites, David Beckham’s hilarious childhood anecdotes, Fifa’s Executive Committee have finally spoken.
And the winner is… RUSSIA!
It was Arshavin that done it.
More reaction to come, once The Spoiler has stopped going totally berserk at London Bridge.
In other big news, IT’S SNOWING!