LICENSED TO THRILL! ETC.

Wayne Rooney will return, in… ‘Octogenarian Pussy’

Photoshop hijinks

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It’s Christmas party season in the world of professional football and Manchester United are reportedly preparing to throw a James Bond-themed bash – complete with gambling tables (no Michael Owens allowed), ice sculptures and ‘showgirls’, which is presumably a euphemism for ‘one free blowjob per guest!’.

A giddy Mirror Football have celebrating the occasion by knocking up a few classic 007 one-sheets with a ManYoo twist. The result mixes the ridiculous (Goldenpea? What?) with the sublime (Octogenarian Pussy!).

Check a few out after the jump…

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and the pièce de résistance

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See the rest at Mirror Football


4 responses so far
  • Sophie Stepover // December 8, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    LMAO “The Man with the Golden Gum”

    Brilliant

  • Caleb // December 8, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    Bahahahaha “Live and Let Dive”

    This is one of the best posts in a while.

  • Soccer Mom // December 9, 2010 at 8:06 am

    oh my, alex ferguson looks so dashing..

  • Chris7BA // December 9, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    Javier Hernandez’s nickname in Spanish is “Chicharito,” which means “Little Pea.” Hence, “GoldenPea.”

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