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The Spoiler’s Worst Ever Liverpool XI

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Worst Ever Liverpool Team

The latest crop of Liverpool players might yet go down as one of the worst in the club’s history, but could you see any of them honestly barging their way into the above team?

*Spoiler glances at Lucas*

A truly awful XI, the goalkeeper managed zero competitive matches in five years at the club, Kozma is widely regarded as one of the worst transfers ever made, Cheyrou was supposed to be the “new Zidane”, and up front Sean Dundee once declared himself to be “as fast as Michael Owen”.

Funnily enough, that might now be true.

Liverpool fans, have we missed anyone?


8 responses so far
  • Dazinho // December 21, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    I tried to make a shortlist but got bogged down. If it helps, you can have the list:

    Antonio Nunez
    Scott Carson
    Godwin Antwi
    Mauricio Pellegrino
    Besian Idrizaj
    Jack Hobbs
    Miki Roque
    Antonio Barragan
    Paul Anderson
    Mark Gonzalez
    Jan Kromkamp
    Gabriel Paletta
    Ryan Crowther
    David Martin
    Astrit Ajdarevic
    Jordy Brouwer
    Andriy Voronin
    Sebastian Leto
    Ronald Huth
    Daniele Padelli
    Jermaine Pennant
    Damien Plessis
    Andras Simon
    Charles Itandje
    Krisztian Nemeth
    Andrea Dossena
    Philipp Degen
    Peter Gulacsi
    Diego Cavalieri
    Albert Riera
    Alberto Aquilani
    Glen Johnson
    Paul Konchesky
    Jean Michel Ferri
    Neil Ruddock
    Istvan Kozma
    Torben Piechnik
    Paul Stewart
    Jimmy Carter
    Frode Kippe
    Salif Diao
    El-Hadji Diouf
    Erik Meijer
    Fernando Morientes
    Titi Camara
    Rigobert Song
    Anthony Le Tallec
    Daniel Sjolund
    Abel Xavier
    Gregory Vignal
    Carl Medjani
    Alou Diarra
    Pegguy Arphexad
    Patrice Luzi

  • Authand // December 21, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    based on their transfer fees and contribution they made, Aquilani should be in there. Voronin was rubbish but signed on a free transfer.

  • jittah // December 21, 2010 at 7:43 pm

    Poulsen perhaps?

  • Shane // December 21, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    Itandje
    Kromkamp – Abel Xavier – Babb – Traore
    Cheyrou – Poulsen – J Cole
    Voronin – Morientes – El-Hadji Diouf

  • Peter // December 22, 2010 at 12:12 am

    Last time I checked, Djimi Traore had a Champions League Winner’s Medal at home.

    Either he’s not as bad as everyone thinks or Rafa really is a great manager.

  • Varun // December 22, 2010 at 5:14 am

    I’ll take Traore, just for the comedy & entertainment value he brought to ‘pool back line,

    it would at least brighten up their matches nowadays.

  • Gazman // December 22, 2010 at 9:04 am

    Surely there has to be a place for Konchesky!

  • Anders // December 22, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    Itandje, Josemi, Song, Dicks, Konchesky
    Cheyrou, Poulsen, Meier, Kozma
    Cole, Dundee

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