Speculation

So what could these mystery Fellaini pics be of?

The big news from today’s Sun is that they were about to run some embarrassing pictures of Marouane Fellaini, but were gagged at the last minute.

Bearing in mind that this is a man with permanent clown hair, who was once caught out for steamrollering a member of the Rooney family – he seemed embarrassment-proof.

What the HELL could they be? Have a CLEAN guess in the comments section.


6 responses so far
  • jamjam // December 22, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    i know what the are , pucs of feliina laying brik in the training ground parking , just by driver door side of arteta’s car .

  • Jamjam's translator // December 22, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    Translated: I am aware of the pictures, they are of the aforementioned Mr. Fellaini defecating by the drivers door of Michael Arteta’s car, this incident tok place in the car park of the everton training ground.

  • Jamjam's translator's English teacher // December 22, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    Corrected: I am aware of the pictures; they are of the aforementioned Mr. Fellaini defecating by the driver’s door of Mikel Arteta’s car. This incident took place in the car park of the Everton Football Club training ground.

  • Jamjam's translator's English teacher's American retranslation // December 22, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    I saw the pics. Its afro-guy poopin’ next to that spanish guy’s passenger side door. It happened in the parking lot after practice.

  • Arsene Wenger // December 22, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    I didnt see the incident.

  • Pierre from Belgium // December 29, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    Please stop boring him

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