Transfer Talk

Man City money cannon points at Fernando Torres

Fans of Kelly Brook might be dispirited to know that she’s reportedly having another crack at a relationship with the bad boy of rugger – Danny Cipriani. If it helps to read it, you probably never really had much of a chance anyway. It’s not your fault…. it’s not your fault… it’s not your fault etc…

Move on now. Get on with your life.

In other news, here’s what we know thanks to thrilling reads like the ooh-ah Daily Star, The Mirror, and the rest…

As expected. much of the talk seems to be centred on which direction the Man City money cannon will be pointing in next month, with an ever-increasing rumour convinced that Fernando Torres will be sodding off from Liverpool and driving for about half an hour to a new home in Manchester.

In Chinese Whisper news: what started innocently enough with Joleon Lescott being sold to Arsenal has reached preposterous levels of hilarity, with people with straight faces earnestly suggesting that AC Milan might swap Ronaldinho for Kompany. 

Very funny.

And in disturbing news for North London, Julio Baptista might be off to Spurs.

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